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At the lights
07/04/2005
You know when you car drivers are sat in a queue and a motorbike (even a little fart-box CG125) flies through the whole jam just in time to take off as the lights change? Just in case you don't know; that biker's laughing in his helmet.
Mad

sparx
And he's also letting rip the longest, smelliest fart he could muster.

MWWOOORRR HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Mad
In my case I'm constantly doing that Sparx, I reckon its worth at least 1 more bhp on the open road...
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josh
Oh yes, Mad. We fourpeds are always envious of the line-riders. Of course, that's doesn't mean we wouldn't be polite enough to say... open a door for them. :))

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Mad
I haven't had that done to me yet Josh.
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keeefer
Its good fun to wait till one pulls up along side you then lean out the window and drop your cigarette down the back of his jeans as he leans over the handle bars......yeah they cant half move them bikers :)
Date Added: 08/04/2005

Josh
Yes, but I bet the thought of it is disconcerting... It always was to me, but I got over it. Then again, I rode a bike in a country that actually has no traffic law -- a country where the horn is king and doors are optional. It's rather the same with food -- after a few years of eating in third-world restaurants, the idea that someone handled your food without gloves is not a dealbreaker anymore. ;-)

If you can eat food in Egypt, a country of unabashed nosepickers, you will never go hungry again. :-)
Date Added: 08/04/2005

keeefer
lol josh, thats so true.
Travelling india you just become grateful that its not 'moving' when you try to eat it.

On a different note, you and mad might find this interesting...if you havent already found it

http://tinyurl.com/6ozhe
Date Added: 08/04/2005

Josh
Mihov Website Merger. :-?

Call me crazy, but I am left wondering if the developer's first name is actually “Jack”
Thanks for the link, keeefer - now I feel stupid for spending 3 years learning php. :-P

Yours in d'oh,
josh
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josh
dammit. What a terrible day I am having with code.
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josh
“Jack” was the desired effect.
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Mad
I'll fix it Josh!I know where you're coming from on the third world eating experience, although in the end I rather enjoyed the russian roulette side of it. So I guess I'll never go hungry.As for that website merger thingy, pah I say pah! Use someone elses solution? Nah, I like the idiosyncracies of my dodgy code...
Date Added: 08/04/2005

josh
dodgy code? Mad, buddy, you have no idea what I have been through the last two weeks. But you would be proud of me, I have come back into the standards fold, as it were. In fact, I am working on something now that I am particularly proud of... And you will probably be the first to see it. I am sorta keeping it under wraps.
supersecret prototype
lemme know what you think.
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Mad
Woah Josh, that's lovely! Best design I've seen from you. Subtle, simple, nice use of colour and very pleasing to the eye. Those wheatblog boys are lucky to get you on board!
Date Added: 08/04/2005

Josh
Thanks Mad. I've really put a lot of thought into this one.
Oop, gotta go... I MUST click on the google adsense link that wants to sell me a "Fart Remote Machine". :))
Date Added: 09/04/2005

Gone Away
Looks great, Josh. And good timing too, with Blogger giving its customers a severe pain the rear end at the moment. They'll be looking for something better. :)
Date Added: 09/04/2005

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