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MadTV making our own entertainment no.2
03/02/2005
Find one of the new speed cameras - the ones that measure your speed between two points and then take a picture of the front of your vehicle if you are speeding - and go through it on your bike deliberately speeding and makeing rude gestures for the camera; safe in the knowledge that there is no numberplate on the front of a motorbike.
Mad

Gone Away
Funnily enough, there is no requirement in Oklahoma that cars have front numberplates either...
Date Added: 03/02/2005

josh
Nor in Maryland.
This does not connote a lack of focus on law enforcement, however - They did a study that said that our state troopers are some of the the most respected (feared) on the I-95 corridor. That, and our redlight cameras take pictures from the back. :-)


Date Added: 03/02/2005

Gone Away
Cameras? As an Okie, I have to ask you, Josh, what are those?
Date Added: 04/02/2005

josh
Oh, you know -- the flashing demons that the white man points at you in order to steal your soul.


Date Added: 04/02/2005

josh
Oh, and Mr. Allen the elder -- being that you are now an Okie, you might want to start calling them lahsunse plaits.
Date Added: 04/02/2005

Mad
Yeah Josh we have the ones that take pictures from behind, in fact they are far more common but this new type is entertaining bikers all over the land. I'm sure the police are getting very bored with finding every camera's memory is full of bikers making rude gestures.
Date Added: 04/02/2005

Gone Away
I was translating for the sake of the lad, Josh. ;)
Date Added: 04/02/2005

keeef
In Oz we have cameras everywhere, the police are quite hot on the ole speeding malarky.....considering their history you would think they would be quite relaxed on the law surely.

Mad, In the making your own entertainment mode i quite like these.

Sit in the toilet cubicle at work and when you hear someone come in start grunting loudly and shouting 'my god how did that get in there'

Or sit at your desk and everytime it goes quiet slap the side of your head and whisper 'shhhhh they can hear you'

Date Added: 05/02/2005

josh
My personal favorite: While in a porta-john at a concert or the like, mindful of the people in line outside, yell from within "Oh god.. MY KEYS!" Then upon egress, act like you have no idea what is going on.
This really messes with the stoned people.
Date Added: 05/02/2005

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