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02/02/2005
Find a colleague who's on the "Atkins diet" and tease them with toast.
Mad

josh
I am indeed a fabbastard -- but I do not add insult to injury by eating my steaks without my mashed potatoes.
I did offend a guy at work, however, when I laughed aloud as he denuded a cheesburger and woofed down the innards, all the time munging out the words "I want to keep fit, so I am on the Atkins diet". I then proceeded to passive-aggressively intimate (and still do, to a certain extent) that he was a pantywaist. (boy, those google ads are pushy bastards, aren't they?)







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Gone Away
.oO(Did I start a fashion with the b*****d word?)
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josh
Oops. My bad! I was unaware that bastard was a b#d word.

Won't happen again, guv.




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Mad
What the fuck?
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Gone Away
Hey, not my blog, Josh. What the heck do I care?
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josh
about the google ads - I was sayin - when the layout was stubby (on account of da new post) they still took up as much room as they needed, flowing out the bottom of the div. I looked at the code for those things, and still they are a mystery to me. Like Voodoo. But who knows - the layout for Gmail is simplicity itself, yet it has hundreds of moving parts. Yeah, I think Google has a veritable manhattan project of web design going on.
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Gone Away
How very interesting. I clicked on one of the ads: "Make Big Money From Blogs" and it took me to a site where the guy claims to be receiving death threats from the search engine guys because his system allows him to get to the top of their search rankings every time. He laughs at Google and claims to be way ahead of it; his system is unbeatable, blah, blah, blah. Then, of course, you have to buy his book to find out how it's done, The usual scam.
But...
What the heck are Google doing, advertising his book then...? ;)
Date Added: 03/02/2005

josh
Magnanimity is quite easy when you are richer than god.
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Gone Away
Or when you know the guy's talking through his anal sphincter. ;)
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keeefer
As someone wjho has worked in internet advertising i can quite only say, with my hand on my heart:
We dont give a 'fcuk' what you are selling as long as you have the cash to pay for it
Date Added: 05/02/2005

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