Keith to me"Test"Me to Keithwhatdya mean "test"?????Sasquatch I say, sasquatch sir and dem your eyesKeith to meSasquatch is it? Well Sir I have not been so insulted since the Kingof Spain snubbed me for his horse. I challenge you to pistols at dawn,I will play God save the Queen, you can play Anarchy in the UK andwhoever gets a court order first wins.Hrrrmph Sir, i say again Hrrrmph!Me to KeithThe King of Spain is an oik!But for once the varlet has a point, you sir are a cad, a bounder anda knave. I see your queen and play an ace. "Court order" says he? I wasat court before your folks crawled from the gutter..dem yer eyes say I againtish pshaw!Keith to meSir, your opinions are like the blunted needle of a toothlessseamstress, pointless sir, pointless.If you were not so far away i would thrash you Sir, thrash you like aschoolmaster would an errant boy. You sir are a fop, nay a peacock,you are all chest and feathers but no bite to be a feared of.dem yer eyes sir, dem dem to hellMe to Keith"Thrash me" quoth he?Methinks a knave may make that boast as he skips (yes skips sir, skipslike a little girl sir!), cowardly into the down under! A truegentleman would turn around at once rather than be impuned and so youare sir: puned I say, puned.Dem yer britches and yer dem eyes...
is it not pugned?
It is, sir, it is. Not that these hearty knaves would know the difference. 'Pon my word, sir, a scurvy crew they seem and not a groat 'tween the pair of 'em. Yet they'd make fine fodder for the press gang, methinks. Lieutenant, away with these dastardly fellows and a pox on their thieving hides!
I can just see Google's algorithms struggling to come up with relevant adds for that lot of piffle (yes, piffle says I!) its offering me Linux servers for some reason.
tish,pshaw man. The day i do not have a groat to my name is the day i shall change my name to John 'no'.
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